maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

(via mylumps)

zacharydupuis:

grandma why don’t you knit me a cute relationship instead

(via whorville)

conor-cymex:

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

(via whorville)

internetexplorers:

if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me

if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me

if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me

(via whorville)

diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

(via whorville)